Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

flow colombo

isn't worth a name flip

Flow Colombo isn't worth a name flip

by pytheprince October 8, 2017

Jb Colombia

the guy who broke your dad's condom

your birth was JB Colombia's fault, you should be in the trash

by your adoption papers July 16, 2018

JB Colombia

A famed diep.io legend who is good at every tank.

JB Colombia best fighter

by unnamed8479 January 20, 2021

Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.

Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about

by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022

Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

ethan coomber

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier

Ily ethan coomber

by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 20, 2024