Everest College

A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.

A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.

Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology

There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.

This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC

Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!

I got my bachelor's in three months!

I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.

Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!

by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010

Cairo American College

CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.

In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.

by Ferret Tamer November 26, 2010

College squirrels

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.

Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"

by nwafan20 December 30, 2009

CollegeACB

Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.

In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.

Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.

by hackahobo September 8, 2010

College Bath

A college bath is practically spraying yourself with cologne in order to smell good to avoid taking a shower for days, weeks, and sometimes even months.

"Yo I'm so fucking tired, I smell like shit, and I haven't taken a shower I'm days. I don't feel like taking one either."

-"Hey dumbass, why don't you just take a college bath!

by TheOfficialAnthoneenee February 18, 2014

College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

Bearwood College

John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.

Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.

Used to be the Royal Merchant Navy School now is Bearwood College

by MrAntidisestablishmentarianism December 2, 2011