cockarooni

The extra skin at the base of a saggy cock.

Did you see that huge cockarooni hanging off that dude?

by Fluffer_Nutter March 2, 2009

Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

Chocker

When you're so humiliated on National TV that you forget how to spell.

"@realDonaldTrump: Leightweight chocker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!"

by BenHollins11 August 27, 2016

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010

cockels

ball, nuts, testies ect... except cockels includes the cock, dick ect...

dude did you hear jerry had testicular cancer!!any ways he got his cockels cut off so now he uses a dildo with a hole and he has rubber balls.

by william wissian April 1, 2008

cockbrain

A girl who is always talking about penises.

Kristen is being a huge cockbrain today.

by Johnny Hancock March 24, 2007

long cocked

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

by thebev September 20, 2005