flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 30, 2005

Cigarich

Adj.
To have an over abundance of cigarettes. Derived from Ciga, for cigarette, and rich. Similar to Niggarich, which means it's pay day.

They had a sale on cigarettes at Rite-aid. I got two packs. I'm cigarich!

by Dammit Dave February 6, 2010

cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Cigarette Pirate

The person at the bar or pub who never has smokes and goes around to every person in the bar requesting cigarettes until they have a nice treasure of free smokes

Look at the dirty cigarette pirate running around bar collecting his bounty

by MustardTiger August 9, 2012

Cyber cigar

Someone who's getting milked out on the internet (mostly for YTP's) and trolled by everone.

CopperCab is such a cyber cigar.

by YORAMRW June 10, 2014

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021