Chili Night

A phrase used to plan a certain act of vandalism without anyone getting suspicious...

Jake: Dude What are you doin this weekend?
Chavez: Shit I was thinkin we can have a chili Night
Jake: Shit yeah, I'm in

by Jhacob May 11, 2009

Chili Cheese

When a man craps on a woman's chest, then proceeds to slide his penis between them sexually.

Crissy was on the rag, so Brian gave her a chili cheese.

by gmfocker November 10, 2009

chili dog

When a person shits on their partners tits and keeps tittyfucking them.

I can't believe Mike kept tittyfucking Scarlett after he gave her a Chili dog.

by Niggerhater101 October 30, 2007

Chili Bowl

A chili bowl is when you take a shit in your lover's hands and then they hold it while giving you a blow job. When you're ready to finish, you pull out of their mouth and jizz on top of the pile of shit. Then, if so inclined, the person "eats the chili"

That girl's a freak, she let me give her a chili bowl.

by Pennyfiber March 4, 2010

Finger Chili

Inserting your finger(s) into a vagina with the intention of soliciting a sexual response.

Question: Dude, did you get laid last night? Response: No, but I did get some Finger Chili.

by Ted Haggart May 1, 2009

Cup of chili

Similar to a cup of soup (farting in your hand and waving it in someones face) but instead of farting, the person delivering the cup of "chili" shits in there own hand and slaps the "victim" in the face while yelling CUP OF CHILI!!!!!

After a brutal night of drinking and eating taco bell John had brewed up quite the batch of ass chili he decided to share it with his friend Matt by smacking him in the face with a Cup of Chili

by Turd Fergesooon June 8, 2011

white chili

When a man cums in a girls mouth and before swallowing, she tea-bags the mans nuts and blows bubbles.

I love when your mom gives me a white chili.

by Chili Master June 19, 2013