Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.

Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.

by Hershey400 May 16, 2009

Char-char

Nickname for someone whose name is Charlie. Comes from the pokemon Charmander.

Charlie: hey kyra
Kyra: CHAR-CHAR <3

by Coldra September 14, 2011

Kick the chair

What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.

KIcK THE CHAIR

by Steven May 8, 2004

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 17, 2017

Chair

Something you sit on

Hey I really want to sit on that chair

by dobson1 April 2, 2007