charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006

charmin

when a white woman fucks a black male making her absolutely repulsive, thusly reminding all surrounding males of shit on toilet paper

Hey Steve-O, look at that charmin over there, that's one way to ruin a white woman.

by Winturgeson February 7, 2006

Charmin

When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.

After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.

by Wheelerwood May 8, 2010

shit chatting

casual gossip, talking shit about other people

Kat and I were shit chatting about Lanelle, and didn't even realize she was in the next room.

by Mariposa Grande May 2, 2008

Speed Charging

When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference

Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving

by Dante's inferno November 10, 2012

chaztin

a low life who uses other people to try to move forward in life. A pro manipulator who steals, cheats, or lies, to get his way. Always on a path of destruction. A psychopath.

I need a real man in my life, not a Chaztin.

by jayy_p November 9, 2014

cartin

a gurl is my bestest fwend.. so cool.. lolo!!!

Tiff says: lo.. ur the coolest.. yung fat lay lee!

by Tiffany May 11, 2003