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Cart Drifting

Cart Drifting is something where a person gets in a cart and is moving at the speed of a cart, but with STYLE. The movement of a cart is depended on and person to push/pull the cart, they can also use wind, a stick, magic or some type of water fueled engine that can move the cart. If you see two men in Black suits for the last one, you might wanna skedaddle

There are also different type of carts to cart that just right for Cart Drifting, Target carts for example are slick with there wheels allowing for the carts to be fast and loose,
Walmart carts on the other hand always have that on wheel on top right of the cart. You know the one, it swerves and squeaks a lot which makes the cart emotionally unstable and is the main cause for 45% of cart fatality rates. That doesn't mean it isn't possible to not Cart Drift on them.

Now that you know that it's awesome, go and Drift on them hoes.
"Mommy, what are those grown men doing riding on those carts?"

"Don't look, They're Cart Drifting sweetie. They're a bad influence"
by Julion Dee Carter July 13, 2022
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Kind Cart

what a nice gamertag oh wait its owned by the one and only Lashawn Balls himself omg omg i love the kindcart
yes yes great
person 1: im really depressed :(

person 2: kind cart

person 1: yay im happi now
by FlingaFlonga May 6, 2022
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Cart Purgatory

Window shopping online and build a shopping cart list of things you want to buy but know you won’t due to financial or nonessential reasons.
Hey why is your amazon cart full of computer and home goods? Are you going to buy them or are they going to sit in cart purgatory?
by StruggleFeast May 10, 2024
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Cart

a non-specific art, car art
there I was, sitting in the car... so I grabbed my pencil and made cart.
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Cart Waggler

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying
buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him
by Chillingallday November 28, 2020
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Cart

When one coughs and farts simultaneously
My 5 month old just carted his pants.
by Crown Bear November 3, 2018
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