canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.

I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.

by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006

Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

canni-butter

Canni-butter butter that has THC in it from waterleaf or actual buds.

MM this canni-butter is bombo.

by Cody Price October 11, 2006

Canniplay

To consume a fellow human being just for fun.

To eat tender, juicy person bits not out of necessity but for the sheer pleasure of it

We drove through Donner Pass and though we didn't get stuck up there we decided to engage in some light hearted canniplay.

by Danahu Ducaphongchai March 11, 2010

Canine-equine extravaganza

A briefing and/or demonstration for senior management, where the audience is too important for a mere dog and pony show.

The CEO is coming for a canine-equine extravaganza about our new capability.

by Shputz August 14, 2011

Canine Cuckolding

When ones closest friend engages in sexual intercourse with your dogs wife/girlfriend. The act is usually completed by spitting the cum into the cuckheld dogs mouth.

Her: "I'm going to cuckold your dog, asshole" Him: "You're going to fuck my dogs... wife?. That would be canine cuckolding!!!"

by VVforCC September 25, 2011