Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 28, 2017

Cancer Groupies

People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".

For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.

by anticancergroupies November 3, 2010

disco cancer

A malicious disease often found in only the most hardcore disco floor attendants. Side effects often include being positively spectacular with dancing, destroying clubs with a single disco move and an unhealthy addiction to dancing up to a point where for one it is more important to dance, rather than to breathe.

I'll never stop dancing until I die from cancer, disco cancer.

by Disco Cancer Victim February 4, 2014

Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.

I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.

by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007

cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006