Canadian Blowtorch

When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.

Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!

Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.

by itsacanadian88 May 7, 2017

Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

by Jason Hard January 11, 2009

Canadian Money'd

To lose control of yourself by way of drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol, shot after shot perhaps one may say. In such loss of control, one wakes up not remembering what just took place the last 6 hours of their life, startled in the back of a random empty Chrysler 300, with Canadian money in their pocket.

After a long wedding weekend, a man named Brett stumbled home walking to the other side of the dirty Black River. This was after pacing 100 yds back and forth 6 or 7 different times, and finally choosing the right direction to start walking in. All the while praising God his bum did not feel violated. Brett may have traveled to Canada, we or he will never know, but at least he got home in one piece. Ex: Brett was Canadian Money'd last night. Or; You're so Canadian Money right now you don't even know it. Or; I was so Canadian Money'd. Also; I was rich with Canadian Money last night.

by The Cottage Life August 24, 2009

canadian cock

Basically a cock....just Canadian

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock

by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014

canadian rimjob

Salting the rim of a glass of beer.

Nothing better on a warm Sunday afternoon than drinking a beer with a Canadian Rimjob.

by Reckless Eh? June 10, 2014

Canadian Slip'n'Slide

When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.

Aye. i just got groceries! I will get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide ready in the kitchen. Aye.

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016

Canadian Jizzsicle

When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.

Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."

by Burdank2 October 28, 2010