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Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!
Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum
by Massivelad March 30, 2019
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Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god
by Used1105 December 31, 2011
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a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!
Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum
by GossipGoat November 27, 2012
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Calm Fit

when the outfit you choose to wear looks fresh as fuck and you get praised by all the ladies.
“bro what you think of these joggers?” “Nah bro don’t even worry you got a calm fit on, id kiss you.”
by Quicker Fm June 22, 2018
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Callum

To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.
I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.
by joshmc81 March 2, 2019
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Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.
Yo was Callum in ur dm’slast night,
by Johnaustin October 19, 2019
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Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.
"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."
by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013
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