Callum Elphinstone

This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen

wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock

by January 24, 2022

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 July 15, 2017

Callum Sola

A Person who is dank and smokes a large amount of marijuana (weed)

Oh aha, im on a Callum Sola

by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 08, 2019

callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 06, 2022

Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.

I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.

by Obidexterous May 05, 2011