Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

by Gravydog July 13, 2011

Kyliemore Cafe

Geographical location for varying scientific projects such as, how long can scrambled eggs exist after being reheated 9 times? How many looneys can you fit within four walls? When does madness actually stop, if ever?

"Mmmm. I fancy a load up. Is there a local asylum I might indulge my appetite in?"
"Why yes! Try Kyliemore's. It's hilarious."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

caffeinol

0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.

Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.

Bow for the cup!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

freebase caffeine

Freebasing caffeine into a smokable form, similar to freebasing coke into crack.

www . freebasecaffeine . com

Dude, I tried that new thing called freebase caffeine and, it was intense!

by SARANAKAKAKA September 14, 2009

caffiend

Someone addicted to coffee.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZOU bitch! My token fhucken!

by Magic Hobo March 20, 2005

cafe racer

In the 1960's, A British cruiser type motorcycle (BSA, Triumph, Norton, Etc.) that has been modified for speed and maneuverability on city streets by lowering the frame, souping up the engine, adding a small fairing or small windscreen, Etc. These bikes were street-raced from one cafe to another, and from various cafes (Particularly the ACE Cafe) to London Bridge and back.

This is a complementary term that is still used today to denote any cruiser style motorcycle (But NOT a crotch-rocket street bike!) with the same characteristics.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003