cumtard

a chronic masturbater, usually addicted to masturbation (more severe version of wanker, gooner, etc.)

'that dude's such a cumtard bro'

by pseudonym6741 October 25, 2025

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Cumtainer

a receptacle, living or not, for holding, protecting, or transporting sperm.

1. "Hey, Bob, allow me to introduce you to my cumtainer. We just got married last week."

2. "Will you please hand me the cumtainer out of the freezer?"

by Pratchov November 23, 2025

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Cumtard

a fucking retard that smells like cum

shut the fuck up you fat cumtard

by nigger sex 4000 December 21, 2025

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la cleta

Best crew ever!

La cleta is awesome 😎

by SrLuch February 8, 2018

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fat cuetip

Someone that is squishy that like to take it in the ear. A big fat load. Like a Zack Walters.

I decided to give just the cuetip, but then I thought the fat cuetip would be the best! A Zack Walters it was.

by flannel one September 29, 2018

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Stefan Ćufta Is a European strong sexy and loyal person. He is good in bed,he loves and cares about his friends,he has good abs,he loves to train in the gym. He loves to go to Night clubs,You'll be lucky to have him.

Stefan Ćufta is so strong

by Stefan Lmao July 15, 2019

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