Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Cucumber

It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy

Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity

by Jrevpelayy June 13, 2022

Cucumber

The biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Cucumber: I'm the biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch

by iitssveaa June 13, 2017

cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.

Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.

by Huntdok January 5, 2022

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016

Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

Cq

Sea cucumber

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021