after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

Credit Sponsor

Someone who sends good players UMG/GB Credits so they play tournaments with them. They basically pay for your tournament entries.

Clayton is such a credit sponsor

by DavidH15 September 20, 2015

Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

Credit

Yeah again you’re comparing apples to oranges.

Hym “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wasn’t trying to steal credit for your work! I didn’t expect anything to come from this. You’re refusal to accept the fact that this all happened in stages is totally unreasonable. And that’s the difference.

You ARE trying to do that (steal credit) Jordan. I started out just writing for fun. I was bored at work, watching YouTube, and writing down the things I had recently learned that I thought were interesting. I was even trying to adopt and act out your bullshit ethical system. But deep down I was miserable. Trapped in this thankless job that essentially amounted to catering and contributing to some disabled kids juvenile utopia. In your narcissistic rage (in response to perceived slight), you’ve decided to arbitrate right and wrong and enact your vengeance upon me (in spite of your proposed ethic) and, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you’re ignoring half the story. And I can just as easily say that it’s convenient for you that you’re the one who show go unpunished instead of me? If you’re doing the same thing I did... and I’m being punished... then should you not also be punished? And the logic applies to the retard fucking situation here. If I’m breaking the rules, and the management is writing me up and posting notes telling me to follow the rules... should the other people who are breaking the rules also be receiving these notes and write-ups? Should they not be hired as well? And what’s the criteria for discrimination? Is it gendered? Sounds like it is. Sounds like that’s exactly what happened there. Men woman don’t want to fuck have to follow the rules and women get to do whatever they want. Double standard concretized. In theory and in act.”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"

by some dummass March 6, 2023

Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019