Bed Condom

The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.
Hey, don't lay directly on the mattress, put a bed condom down on it first.
by RCL93 April 19, 2010
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and then the condom broke

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.
*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?
by vinnnifer May 19, 2010
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condom chandelier

when you take your used condoms, still with semen in them, freeze them and hang them from your roommate's bed
Justin pissed me off the other day, so i gave him a condom chandelier
by jimbo18 December 19, 2006
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condom sex

Sex that involves (when especially not pleasurable) the use of a standard or generic condom; the event in which a man's sexual experience, stimulation or pleasure is stunted by the condom. Typically used as a negative term but has known benefits such as (sometimes) feeding a man's stamina in order to further satisfy his partner.
I slept with Wendy from psychology class last night but the dry rubber we used produced condom sex.

Because we had condom sex, I was able to last much longer with Julie.
by 124389538ythry December 03, 2012
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Finger Condom

Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;

Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.
When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.
by Shadow August 30, 2004
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cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."
Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.
by Pakers May 12, 2007
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foot condom

Those little one-time-use nylon socks they provide in some shoe stores to use when trying on shoes. They usually come in a box like tissues.
Don't try on that sandal barefoot, use a foot condom!
by maddi_20 October 08, 2012
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