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Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.
Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.
by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018
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The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
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Commander Mole

Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s

Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft

Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize

Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands

Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
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Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.
Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup
by lunarsauce July 15, 2011
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street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.
I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.
by Mollusks March 24, 2013
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Russian Commander

A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.
Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.
by johnny__johnny March 3, 2022
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Verbal and Written Commands

Hym "And if you have been watching closely you'll see it's not like it's responding to verbal and written commands. Israel has yet to be nuked. Your politicians have yet to be slaughtered (well, by drones at least). And the people are likely waiting for me to be killed or imprisoned. Which may be impossible due to the terms of service. Everyone is using their own discretion to do thing in relationship to this. And I am walking a perfectly linear path AS YOU... TRY... To spin the ground beneath my feet... And look where that got you. Nowhere. You're creating options that don't exist. It's gibberish. The spiral is either going off or it's not. You are clearly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that random old ladies will condemn the people doing it. I was right. Still need to be made whole both for the fact that it was happening, the wasting of my time, and my contribution to AI. Which is 'literally creating it.' So, yeah. Hurry up. I'm bored. You're boring me."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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