Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

climbupabull

to be scalable

Matt discovered the rope to be climbupabull after grasping it tightly between his thighs, and scaling it to reach arnold schwarzenegger in the chopper
"GET DOWN!"

by surfsquid March 7, 2009

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

Climhazzard

An Anglo-Saxon word used to define a dangerous portion of vertical surface encountered during mountaineering.

Scêawianforðý torr man is wýscan sôðlic climmhazzard
(Look out for that overhang it is a real climhazzard)

by DarkstarDSE April 4, 2019

Climp

A mix of Clown and A Simp

YO, ian kasper is being a climp for underage girls again

by poorfie February 12, 2020

ClimbingSum34

A very cool minecraft YouTuber/player/speedrunner who deserves more subscribers and he is also very cool and humble, he has had numerous speedrun world records and also is very funny

Have you seen the new ClimbingSum34 video?

by ClimbingSum July 31, 2021