cleptemily

a person who enjoys taking electronics during class and/or when you are not looking

woah what a cleptemily she just stole my ipod !

by victim12345789 January 5, 2011

Clemtag

A Clemtag is a piece of juicy smeg that forms when a fat dick is rubbing the sides of a tight vagina, it's white in colour and smells of fishy cheese.

Me: Fuck man I was banging this hoe the other night
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.

by MachomanRandyBugger July 13, 2011

Clenthzombiac

It's a disorder that makes you bathe over and over again and you don't feel clean. Similar to OCD, but to the extreme.

Symptoms:
-A constant urge to bathe.
- Feeling dirty after showering.
-Internal guilt or despair.
-Showering more than 3 times a day.
-Constant anxiety.
-Urge to bathe over and over again.

Example: When a victim gets raped and feels dirty , they rush to take a shower to feel better and to clean up. But finds that the shower doesn't make them feel clean. ( Internally the victim feels dirty)

Can be used like:

"You are suffering from Clenthzombia."
"You are a Clenthzombiac."
"Your acting like a Clenthzombiac."

by Dr. Mellowhype April 19, 2013

Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

cleptoexo

A psychotic ex who steals random possessions.

My cleptoexo find his way inside my house again and stold my panties.

by MelAngie September 10, 2016

Cleptotechno

The computer guy that steals your personal information and changes out your 1T hard drive for a 2G hard drive.

That computer guy fixed my computer, but it used to have a 1T hard drive now it's got a 2G hard drive. I think it's another case of cleptotechno.

by fetishforfun October 23, 2016