Skip to main content

jesus christ

a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
by brooksy2410 June 7, 2007
mugGet the jesus christ mug.

Jesus Christ

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.
by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Christ mug.

jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
by victor kung October 30, 2010
mugGet the jesus titty fucking christ mug.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
mugGet the Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ mug.

Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Christ in a box mug.

Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).
Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.
by Doctor Foo September 5, 2005
mugGet the Breath of Christ mug.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
One of Christianit's fringe groups.
by R Thompson May 29, 2004
mugGet the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email