Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007

Chocolate MudCake

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.

John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011

chocolate hostage

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

by Gav P December 28, 2005

chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

Chocolate milkshake

Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?

Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄

by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021

chocolate steve

Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.

Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.

by Brian Krakow June 29, 2008

sexy chocolate

an attractive black woman

I found one fine sexy chocolate on the street today.

by kcaa January 27, 2006