Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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Nelson was so ashamed of his gentlemans charm bracelet, he hid it under a bandage and told everyone he tried offing himself.
by Jasonjakejohn February 27, 2011
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Charva charm is when a chav is full of charisma. Even though they’re rough- they’re a darling that everybody loves. Typically it’s a cheeky lad who has it, but girls will have it too.
Originates from Newcastle
Charva charm is when a chav is full of charisma. Even though they’re rough- they’re a darling that everybody loves. Typically it’s a cheeky lad who has it, but girls will have it too.
Originates from Newcastle
by MissBellabrusco February 20, 2023
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LB: "Lucky charm!" *twirls a bunch and is flexible af*
CN: "What r u gonna do with that?"/ insert pun here about lucky charm
CN: "What r u gonna do with that?"/ insert pun here about lucky charm
by bookswithboe March 25, 2022
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by The unspoken rule June 4, 2019
Get the Swallow charm mug.A certain level of charisma that is exhibited while in the thralls of substance addiction. Often brought on by a complete lack of fucks to give.
Can sometimes be in conjunction with being a ''Hot mess'.
Can sometimes be in conjunction with being a ''Hot mess'.
Prima: How the fuck does joe do it, I mean look at him, he looks like a scarecrow made out beef jerky?
Secunda: Look, Joe might've been banging meth for a solid two years, but he's got that certain ''junkie charm'' that, for some reason, the chicks are into, I guess.
Secunda: Look, Joe might've been banging meth for a solid two years, but he's got that certain ''junkie charm'' that, for some reason, the chicks are into, I guess.
by Velocian88 January 31, 2014
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Annonymous 1: Who is Blue and Gay?
Annonymous 2: Charming Gold!
Annonymous: Correct!
Annonymous 3: Why r u gay?
Annonymous 2: Charming Gold!
Annonymous: Correct!
Annonymous 3: Why r u gay?
by Nitron Golden Rex December 13, 2021
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