C.R.A.F.T.

Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006

C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

f.m.c.

A shorten version of Fat Mama Cheeseburger. See Fat Mama Cheeseburger.

One teacher to another, "Did you hear Shel call Shirley F.M.C.?, That was so mean."

by Miss, Miss aka Mean Teacher August 26, 2006

c.a.m.f.

A Fishmonger

Dude, those fishmongers are some C.A.M.F.'s

by So cal chief March 4, 2004

F.U.C.K.

when ya have sex with someone

she tried to tell him to fuck her

by Brad September 25, 2003

F beta c

coolest sorority in the world

those f beta c girls are so hot right now. for serious

by stef February 26, 2004

C.I.L.F.

Cop
I'd
Like to
Fuck

I was on the 5 and I saw those Blue lights from behind and had to toss my stash. it's ok tho' cause the pig was a total C.I.L.F.!

by LiquidRitz February 21, 2008