Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
by MuffyDev August 7, 2010
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by Jonny Blaze February 19, 2004
Get the the business mug.A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.
"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."
"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
by A bored student March 9, 2009
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Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
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Me: Hey um, Ms Wutoh, I think you really suck.
Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!
Me: really? great
I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.
Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!
Me: really? great
I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.
by stylezistheway November 9, 2003
Get the business studies mug.an extremely long time. business weeks being a time frame used as a shipping time estimation, i.e. your package should arrive in 6 to 8 business weeks. a business week consisting of only business days, not weekends, thus being longer than a normal week. in effect, forever.
girl: how long will you love me?
guy: 6 to 8 business weeks, baby!
girl: awwww...i'll love you forever, too!
dave: how long are you grounded for?
ken: 6 to 8 business weeks!
dave: damn! well, it's christmas now, that means you should be out by...lets see...4th of july maybe?
ken: probably more like labor day!
guy: 6 to 8 business weeks, baby!
girl: awwww...i'll love you forever, too!
dave: how long are you grounded for?
ken: 6 to 8 business weeks!
dave: damn! well, it's christmas now, that means you should be out by...lets see...4th of july maybe?
ken: probably more like labor day!
by kotagirl February 14, 2008
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