Bum Knee

When your knee is injured and you remember the times before the injury.

Most Common:

I would have made pro if it wasn't for my bum knee.

by wordzilla March 14, 2011

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

Bum scoop

A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.

Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"

by JoeSchmoeMarine February 9, 2008

buffalo bum

A condition describing the too often characteristic gamy and shit-encrusted ass crack of the North American male.

The stench was unmistakable and nearly intolerable, I had stumbled into a savage case of buffalo bum.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

Bum bandit

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.

‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

silly bum

A very cute silly person who does silly things without thinking

Haha why did you do that ? Your such a silly bum

by Pesk1 April 6, 2015

Bum Dip

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking said finger in ones anus thus allowing the fecal matter to stick. The finger is then licked or sucked. Similar to the popular candy, "Fun Dip" Where you lick a sugary rod and stick it into a packet of sugar allowing the sugar to stick.

Samantha and I were feeling frisky and decided to eat each other's bum dip.

by J-Hoagie October 3, 2019