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Typical 2K Bullshit

When you unexpectedly, uncontrollably get the ball off of a turnover in 2K, but then turn it right back over uncontrollably within 5 seconds.
Me: "Wow, Jake. That was typical 2K bullshit, and you know it!"
Jake: "Yeah, you right. This game is so gay for that."
by Typical 2K Bullshit March 8, 2017
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money talks, bullshit walks

Everyone has a price, this saying just illustrates such a fact.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Hot chick: No
Guy: For 2 grand?
Hot chick: alright, money talks, bullshit walks
by See Elle Tee January 24, 2010
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bullshit ass

When something is phony or untruthful. A lie, or a fake.

Also, something that sucks in quality. Lacks authenticity.
This bullshit ass computer keeps freezing on me.

Ref: The call on the field is that the quarterback was knocked out of bounds.

Fan: Man, that's a bullshit ass call!
by Steve S. November 20, 2004
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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.
Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.
by Vinter August 17, 2008
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This is some bullshit

A common phrase used widely amongst the working class citizens of America. Verbal and non-verbal. Mininum 4-5 days a week.
"This is some bullshit" regional variations include:
1.Thisis sum booshit.
2. This here som boshit.
3. Thisizm bullshit
goes on and on..
by CaliBuns March 2, 2011
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bullshit cupcake

The kind of girl seen on campuses with fake blonde hair, tans in the winter, leggings with UGG boots and a voice of sheer stupidity.
You guys, I know why bullshit cupcakes wear UGGs. They don't know how to tie their shoes!
by Gnarlz December 20, 2010
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