A man lays in a bathtub, with the head of his dick above the water. He then gets a fly, rips the wings off, and puts the fly on the head so that the fly simply walks around giving the man a funny tickle.
by Victor H. December 15, 2008
Get the Bulgarian Tickler mug.This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010
Get the Bulgarian French Kiss mug.The most useless little fucking shit to ever exist. Seriously, why is it a Pokemon? Nobody likes you, just go home. I pick Charmander
by 3daysaway January 30, 2015
Get the Bulbasaur mug.Deformed killed in the 1980's horror flick Basket Case. Belial was formerly a seimese twin, attatched to his brother, Duane. As a child, they were sperated and now that Belial has grown older, he seeks to murder the doctors who performed the operation that separted him and his brother.
Damn, Belial is fucking awesome. Did you see how he stuck surgical instruments into that girls face?
by mikey misconduct January 22, 2004
Get the Belial mug.A bulgarian backfire is a Halo 2 term. It is when a player tried to stick another player with a plasma grenade from point blank range, and the plasma bounces off the player and sticks to the person who threw the grenade.
"D00d! Sum n00b stuk m3 wi7h a Bulgarian Backfire last night on Xb0x Live!!!!11!!!11 I wuz s00 pissx0r3d!!!111!!1!1
by Led Zelda December 5, 2004
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Get the buli mug.Dude, I totally ended up hooking up with that girl last night. Guess what that led to? BULGARIAN GUNPOWDER BABY!
by NegativeGobstopper October 3, 2009
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