Coochie Bumper

Yeah no, I'm out, that's gay as fuck

I DONT WANNA BE A COOCHIE BUMPER

by aurelionistaken August 22, 2019

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Dumper Bumper

Someone who enjoys giving anal sex. Can be a straight male, who likes pounding a hot chic's ass, or a gay male.

Good thing I'm a dumper bumper because my girlfriend is a real ass slut.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

Bumper Sticker

one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.

all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.

me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"

by victoria-smickmoria August 19, 2008

Bumper

To "bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.

"Dude, that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go bumper it bro!"

"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Yea!"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."

"You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."

by brotherofthechamp September 3, 2009

mc booty bumper

someone who gets mad poon and does nothing but screw all day and mosty at night

tylor:so dylan u gunna hang with me today?
dylan:nah man im fuckin chicks all day man
tylor:mc booty bumper....

by dylan baines!! March 11, 2009

Bumper Jumper

Another term for a golddigger. A woman who judges men by their ride, often jumping up the scale from Civics, to Accords, to Lexus, BMW , Mercedes and Audi. Said women are young attractive, and usually frequent or work at trendy bars, clubs or resteraunts.

Dude, forget about her. She's a bumper jumper, and you drive a Dodge Neon.

by Arcticcat January 17, 2009