Britney Spears

A Talentless Bleach blond hack. Has been known to hook up with other talentless hacks and wannabees (see Timberlake and Federline). Started the whole Disney Revolution of "Hey, she can act, so that must mean she can sing, too!" Kind of like me assuming that my doctor can remove my braces. Her reputaion of being a sleazy slut, a horrible mother, terrible role model, attention whore, a wino, and generally coming from a white trash family and being globally despised are well-documented.

However, with all that sid, and despite millions of people claiming their disdain for her, millions of people continue listening to her music, buying her CD's and merchandise, and attend her concerts. Doesn't that just scream hypocrisy?

Girl 1 : I cannot stand Britney Spears. She is a horrible role model for girls and I wish she'd just fuck off!
Girl 2: Yea I know, what a total slut! I Hate her!
Girls 3: Tell me about it!
Girls 2: OMG! OMG! OMG! Is that Britney's new CD? I gotta get it right now!
Girl 3: Yeah! I forgot her concert here is next week! We are so going!
Girl 1: *sigh*...

by The Mad Hatter 55 April 17, 2009

Britney Spears

The living proof that you don't have to talented to succeed in the music business.

Britney Spears' presentation at the VMAs 2004 where she got more attention from kissing Madonna than from her singing skills.

by Batmanfan1 January 5, 2012

britney spears

an amazing celebrity.that doesn't deserve the CRAP tabloids and other people give her.noono knows what she really goes through.so EVERYONE CAN SHUT UP.she's talented and she messed up because ok K-fed .she can sing and shes not fat and she isnt a bad mom she is young and tabloiods should stop making up lies.LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE SHES ONLY TRYING TO LIVE HER LIFE.just like you and everytone else

"britney spears is young leave her alone"

by kayyyy December 13, 2007

britney spears

1 - A popular pop star who is hated on and discriminated against for no apparent reason. Britney has been on the music since she was 16 years old and has faced backlash for each and every thing she does. Now, while suffering from postpartum depression and a failed marriage, rather than America giving her support, we attack her and her parenting skills. She can't win.

2 - Everyone's guilty pleasure.

Did you hear the new Britney Spears song?
Yeah, I secretly sing it, but badmouth her in public!

by Tlicious December 24, 2007

britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

by notbritneyfignut December 15, 2008

Britney spearing

Britney spearing happens when one of your friends goes insane and just shaves all the hair.

Person 1: damn did you hear about Sara Britney spearing

Person 2: yeah, she just lost it

by Kropman June 12, 2019

Sticky Britney

During sex: When you shave your partners head then ejaculate over it.

Les was bucking Tom last night, he even gave him a sticky Britney!

by Eggbagdecearingegg December 15, 2017