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I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"
by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013
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brian holland

White trash never accepting responsibility. Diabetic Gravy syrup smoothy drinking mother fucker. One who steals his parents house and makes them live in a trailer w their molesting transgender boy thing.
I once felt bad for diabetics until I met brian holland.
by $1400 October 12, 2017
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Brian Bell

Super-nerd guitarist of the amazing band Weezer. He is often known by fans as the 'Sass-Master" due to his awesome sassiness.
Brian Bell is sassier than Lady Gaga, a Tibetan gerbil, and tobasco sauce, all put together!
by xmadnessx94 January 11, 2010
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Brian Dawkins

Used to describe someone who is acting defensive.
Coming from Brian Dawkins, best safety in the NFL.
"Calm down man. I'm just joking. No need to get all Brian Dawkins on me.
by Jay Boehm December 13, 2008
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Brian McKnight

R&B/Soul Artist, first acheived fame around the early 90s. Hits include "Back at One", "Anytime", "One Last Cry", and the sleeper "Never Felt this Way". Hands down the best vocalist on Earth.
"Damn that Brian McKnight can sing!"
by Da Lil JKidd June 24, 2005
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The Life Of Brian

The Life Of Brian is a Monty Python film following the misfortunes of a baby born in the stable nextdoor to jesus, Brian.
The Life Of Brian

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"
on jesus- "bloody do-gooder"
on the romans- "bloody romans"
by Joez December 13, 2005
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Brian Hendrickson

Did you see that man hold the door open for that woman?
Yeah, he's a true Brian Hendrickson.
by tommywiseau July 11, 2010
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