Boxer

Someone who's profession is the manufacturing of boxes.

Two men are having a disagreement.

Zac: "Back off mate! I used to be a semi-professional boxer you know"

Alan: "Really? Let me see your hands...Wow! They're huge! You must have been really good at making boxes!"

by Athans July 6, 2011

boxer

an evil invention that if participating in an athletic activity, will only lead to badly bruised balls!

2 years ago, i ran track with boxers on and my testicles felt like they wer being twited an frozen!OW!!!!!!!!!

by Briefboy November 6, 2008

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

Joe Boxer

The ugliest, un-classiest brand of underwear, normally worn by middle-school boys that think they are the shit. They let their boxer-brief band hang out of their pants only to reveal their K-Mart brand underwear.
Also occasionally worn by college-aged douche bags.

Boys that wear oversized basketball shorts and tall socks with Adidas sandals could possibly be seen with a Joe Boxer band hanging out just above their ass crack.

by UnderwearGaloreYUM October 27, 2010

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008

boxer

1)a brain damaged moron
2)a really cool dog that also slobbers

1)me think not good coz me boxer
2) slobber, slobber, slobber

by i like dags September 27, 2003

BoXeR*

The most widely accepted meaning of the word BoXeR* is someone who gets annoyed when they join a public server and get raped by n00bs.

In pure frustration you can observe this specimen join a server, get totally owned by other freezetagers, at which point he will utter one of his catch phrases like "fckn n00bs", "take you all on at osp" or "ffs spam" and then promptly disconnect.

The above phrases literally traslate to such things as: 'Im leaving because its my time of the month and I cant handle loosing' or perhaps: 'Your more skilled than me, but Id rather quit than admit it'.

BoXeR* was railed by fish
Blue scores!
BoXeR* was electrocuted by pen1s
BoXeR*: ffs noobs
BoXeR* disconnected
the donn: lol
ele: piss off hax
DEEMS:rofl

by pwndj00n00b February 25, 2004