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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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june borns

June borns are among some of the humblest people . They are caring , affectionate , and discipline people who can be reserved sometimes depending on their moods . A bit of a phycopath in a funny and welcoming way . NB they are some of your top tier friends that u should cherish .
Stranger : what’s your birth month

June born : June

Stranger : no wonder your so quiet and reserve..June borns are always like that
by Hidden leaf village November 23, 2021
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Born with a sneer

Overly cynical, said by many a rube about all city-slickers.
"That blood has been cynical since he was a toddler, he was born with a sneer..."
by Zed Numar July 20, 2021
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born anotado

When something is not over
We didn't lose, it's born anotado.
by DoodlesNoodles February 9, 2024
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Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.
Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"
by InkyPinky February 5, 2010
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21 Sept borns

There is good in them, but there is this boasting side too somehow. They like to help you, they get to know you, but they are just non emo
Dude that's so straightforward! I'd bet you are one of the 21 Sept borns
by porenasian.parrapio November 22, 2021
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