Beaner

From what I can tell they are black or at least they think they are. they are all related to each other and their family get together are more like rave party's. their family trees look more like a GIANT circle. they have maximum spice tolerance but are bad at everything else. if you want to spot one in the wild go to these places,(Detroit Michigan, any local hood, Mexico, or the back of the bus). if they mate with whites their kids come out being called "white washed" and have none of the traits your usual beaner has. if your looking for drugs DONT buy from them you will usually wake upon the next morning and go into cardiac arrest, upon following with a stroke and then a 3 year coma. they are also very good at hopping fences and swimming in rivers, but CANNOT swim anywhere else.

beaner in my yard

by average black man August 31, 2023

butter beaner

A lesbian who always plays with other girls clitorises

Please don't tell my brother that i'm a butter beaner okay? I haven't come out of the closet to him yet.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

Cocoa Beaner

A half Mexican, half white American hybrid. His\Her skin usually looks the color of a ground cocoa bean.

Wow, look at that Cocoa Beaner.

by Snoopingpuma October 7, 2016

sad beaner hours

Midnight to four twenty a.m is the time when you stop to think about your country that you left to work as the clean up crew in some sticky school.

Jean “Hey why didn’t you text me back?”

Mitchell “sorry I was in sad beaner hours”

by Litbob420 April 21, 2018

Beaner Nipples

1.Kendle Franks nipples.
2.The nipples of a dirty Mexican.

Holy shit! Look at those beaner nipples!

by The Hamburglar September 11, 2007

Beaner

Slang used commonly to describe illegal immigrants from Mexico who are currently in the United States . (stress - ILLEGAL) These illegal immigrants have no command of the English language and no inclination to change that fact.
This in no way describes bonafide LEGAL immigrants from Mexico or anywhere else, who are a staple of America.

See that group of beaners over there? Not a green card among'em.

by beanernews August 29, 2008