reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

bible-banger

Someone who listens to modern Christian music all of the time.

"Man, she may not go to church a lot, but she sure is a bible-banger."

by Natalie Edwards August 25, 2007

book or bible

term meaning either true or false, usually formed into a question. If something is true you respond "bible", if something is false you respond "book"

Same as asking "True or False?"

I saw your friend in the park yesterday. you ask "Book or Bible?" If true you respond Book, if false Bible

by Tiff P. July 27, 2006

POP BIBLE

the 5th studio album by singer britney spears, blackout, is often referred to as the bible of pop

it is the only pop bible with no other album being as iconic as this one

"I'm listening to the pop bible"

"you mean blackout by Britney"

by coolpenguin February 4, 2023

Bible Study

The practice of worshipping the Cannabis Lord.

Stoner1-"Going over to Stoner2's for bible study tonight."
Stoner3-"Oh you're gonna get high?"
Stoner1-"Yeahhhhh."

by StonedJesus March 20, 2011

The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021

Bible basher

In America: One who incessantly criticizes the bible.

In Britain (and Australia): One who incessantly promotes the Bible.

That bible basher Dawkins really infuriated the Bible Basher Robertson.

by fwamarama February 25, 2008