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Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.
Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Walker 

Also Known As "Doing A Ben" This is the name given to someone with an extremely small penis who copies people because he needs to earn some creativity points. Some say he can take 5 guys at once, with no effort ! Some say that he is so stupid that he torrents film trailers. All we know is , he shares a bath with his brother every other night.
I heard someone once bought a pair of shoes, Of course Benny Small C ( Benjamin Walker) when and bought the same pair a day later. Oh Benny...

Benjamin Smack 

When you engage in doggystyle and let your knots (balls) smack the biddy you're fucking profusely. This may include slapping her ass with benjamins $_$
Damn son, no homo but my balls ache. Babygirl's ass must be sore as hell because I made that booty clap with my Benjamin Smack!

Benjamin Slap 

To slap a ho with a stack of hundred dollar bills.
"That ho was pissin me off so I put her in place with a Benjamin slap."

I'm slappin' bitches with Benjamins.
Benjamin Slap by Tyler Awesome January 31, 2009

Benjamin friends 

friends who are around certain people that have money, but as soon as the money runs out they're gone
Man' that guy had a bunch of friends at the party.
yea... they're all benjamin friends....
Benjamin friends by COLGAR November 30, 2009

benjamin button 

Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.
"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"
benjamin button by jellosea March 17, 2009