mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 25, 2011

the AmongUs in bed

Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you

wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny

by Im in bed with your mom November 7, 2021

Bed Wench

A disrespectful term used against Black Women in relationships with non-Black Men - usually White Men which has roots in the transatlantic slave trade when White Men would rape Black Women. The term is used by Black Men who although sleep with White Women have an issue with the reverse and Black Women who are sickened by Black Women engaging with a White Man due to being conditioned to see White Men as devils

Black Man desperate for sex: *sends a White Woman, a "hi baby, want to come over" text*

*Scrolls through instagram and sees a young interracial couple involving a Black girl and her White boyfriend*

*Types "Look at this bed wench" in her comments*

*Throws phone on his dirty mattress and waits for Becky to come over*

by Eri567 May 23, 2022

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

Bed Pebbles

The little shit foreign objects in your bed that dig into your torso/shoulders at night. Usually caused by eating in your bed.

"Shit, there's a bunch of bed pebbles in my bed! I shouldn't have ate those potato chips..."

by ERAUPwnsauce August 9, 2008

Bed Rage

A sexual act occurring from pent-up sexual tension.

Sexual congress occurring as a byproduct of mental incompatibility, or repulsion.

Can be used in the past tense.

It had been too long since John or Jane had sex with each other and both were looking for some bed rage.

by CdubJ2 November 2, 2010