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spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.
Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006
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crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.
Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!
by Little Arnie May 13, 2016
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Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.
I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.
by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011
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load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart
Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."
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benting

"benti there is so much tea in our grade, we need to bent."
"let's get benting."
by ng2210 February 24, 2019
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Belting

A singing technique used when a singer sings high notes in their chest voice. Should only be done by trained singers as improper belting can hurt the vocal chords.
Have you heard Indina Menzel belting in Wicked? She belts her face off!
by hellobasil21 September 22, 2009
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sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing
Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!
by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012
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