Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
Get the Ballantines Day mug.A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.
Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."
by Chiefdom April 20, 2009
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When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."
Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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by beneficialtrap February 6, 2023
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Matt dragon balled me last night, and I can't feel my legs.
Dude, I totally tried to Dragon Ball That Ho last night!
dude, wtf is wrong with u?!
Matt dragon balled me last night, and I can't feel my legs.
Dude, I totally tried to Dragon Ball That Ho last night!
dude, wtf is wrong with u?!
by The Dark Knight of Chicago October 23, 2008
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Get the B-ball mug.When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.
Person 1; I have ibs today
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
by Japher February 3, 2010
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