River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

chunky river

1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.

Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)

by lpsexy November 23, 2014

Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 27, 2013

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 06, 2020

River Raisin

A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.

"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019

River Scott

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

by lil black guy May 02, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 09, 2003