stream ready

Stream ready means you are at a level of technological advancement where you can play a stream on a device. This may sound very easy, but there are a lot of people out there who are not stream ready and unable to stream tv/video/audio to their device. Those who aren't stream ready frequently experience sound issues or try to use a basic device to access top quality content to their own disadvantage. Understanding how speakers and Bluetooth works is a key to becoming stream ready, as well as a basic understanding that to generate high quality video there becomes a lag as more throttling is added. The irony is that many who are not stream ready think they are ahead of the curve by not owning "old tech" such as an HDMI cable or a traditional computer. Yet they cannot connect to the stream in the same seamless way without this "old tech". In essence, stream ready is a way of life. There are expert streamers out there who can stream one bootleg video up to 5+ devices. Streaming is a post covid reality, so make sure you are part of the stream ready gen.

Drew: Hey Marc we're watching Tenet for our watch party tn.
Marc: I don't have an hdmi cable tho it wont work on my phone.
Drew: smh bruh you're just not stream ready.

by DT CEO December 2, 2020

Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext

My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!

by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019

I-Ready

This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.

I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."

by A nigga gotta live September 13, 2023

Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

round up ready

Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical.

Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".

I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!

by Mookie B. July 21, 2017

Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''

''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''

by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022