Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 01, 2011

openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.

"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote

by JoeBidensHusband June 06, 2021

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

46th Base

The act of having sex with a cimputer, whil you have the computer talkin through 'text-to-speech' saying "oh floppy disk! Oh floppy disk!"

Guy 1: I went to 46th base last night
Guy 2: Poor computer...

by Cancer Tumors February 12, 2009

1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

by Nick July 11, 2004

23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.

Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.

by Tyrean November 26, 2006

Base-race

When a player is destroying your base and you are destroying your opponents base at the same time in Starcraft 2.
The player to kill off all the enemy buildings first wins by default.

Guy 1 : Dude come do some 2v2 with me
Guy 2 : Sorry dude, got a heated base-race going on, i'll be there in a minute

by Yukihoshi September 21, 2010