baseball

a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.

This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."

V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball

(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.

by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009

World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

by CBarton May 11, 2006

Baseball

An American ripoff of cricket.

American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.

by chealseafan January 18, 2010

Kitten Baseball

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

by Not sensical May 13, 2005

baseball

man throws a ball at man, man hits ball man runs around sooooooo bascilly baseball is aload of shit! like every other american sport

baseball's big finals called the world series hmmm how can it be called a world series when only one fuckin country takes part an no others will beacause its aload of crap

by AVFC January 1, 2008

dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008

college baseball

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

by heyitsgel69 January 7, 2017