33rd base

when you meet your girlfriend in an empty movie theatre and proceed to have sex but this can only take place if the movie you are watching is a horror

jose: dude i made it to 33rd base last night
juan: no way...what movie
jose: the grudge
juan: nice

by jose jualapeno on a stick May 12, 2008

Touch Base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."

by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004

18th base

growing a penis or vagina and having sex with yourself

"woh dude I went to 18th base last night"
"..."

by Divi September 3, 2006

mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

49th base

For male: Sticking your penis in the exhaust pipe of a f1 car

For Female: Sticking a f1 car exhaust pipe into your vagina

Man I went to the 49th base last night!

Fuck, thats like better then sex!

by JoshuaBowler May 4, 2009

76th Base

Oddly enough, 76th base is nothing more then a candle lit dinner in a cliched romantic destination. I know, what a let down.

Man 1: Dude, I heard you took your girlfriend to Paris.
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss

by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick June 19, 2010

19th base

having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

only 2 people are known to have achieved this. ron jeremy and chuck norris

ron jeremy: i got to 19th base with that sexy tree down the road

chuck norris: *ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

by andrew osullivan September 11, 2006