Bruce McQueen

The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.

Bruce Mcqueens fucks

by Jdrum August 13, 2021

hungry bruce

When you take PCP and cut off your own dick and chew on it like bubblegum

Batterychef is in his room, doing a Hungry Bruce.

by Bigstinkydouce December 7, 2020

Bruce Hangover

Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.

<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.

by bossfan November 2, 2012

Bruce Dusmez

Really Sporty guy, flex's too much though.

"Your so good at sports" "your a real Bruce Dusmez"
"i have bruce Dusmez skill"

by BigBerthaJenkins March 28, 2021

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

daisy bruce

an absolute hottie one of a kind frfr

You: OMG did you see daisy bruce?

Me: yeah she's so hot

by not daisy January 22, 2022