Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina

Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then

by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011

bollicks

It is the British equivalent to saying something is "bullshit".

Friend 1: Did you hear Jeff was caught screwing his dads girlfriend?

Friend 2: Bollicks!

by Dreward January 1, 2008

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 9, 2004

bollockytwatbag

An insult when nothing will fit.

1. You are a fucking... erm..... bollockytwatbag
2. Liam Gallgher
3. Jenn

by Dave Beckett November 15, 2006

it's colder than a penguins bollock

very freezing weather

cold 2day int it mate

yer it's colder than a penguins bollock

by wingfield gangsta December 9, 2008

Dropping/Dropped A Bollock

Army slang - When somthing go's wrong, someone messes up. Comparing a mistake to losing a vital part of the male anatomy.

Oh no! I've Dropped A Bollock
Jim's Just Dropped a Bollock

by Red October October 1, 2004

cheeky bollock

the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.

**often occurs when wearing short shorts**

"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"

by mmmgaryglitter September 10, 2009