Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

bob

1) the name of an imaginary person

2) the name kids find fucking hilarious when really as you get older it tends to be really annoying

3) the name of an old man

4) the name of that irritating boy from the british film the nativity

ellie: OMG!! have u watched the nativity? the boy called bob really triggered me!!

*triggered*

joseph: i had a rlly old man teacher today as a cover teacher, he said his name was bob

by joggybean July 25, 2017

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

bob

by bruh was taken June 2, 2020