battle wagon

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.

Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!

by KennyB23 April 29, 2010

Ranga Battle

When two or more Ranga's battle one another. Usually lots of fiery punching, hissing, etc. Always to the death.

John: Hey Bruce check out those two Ranga's
Bruce: What are they doing/, they look like their fighting!
John: Holy shit RANGA BATTLE!

by Ranga Hunter April 29, 2009

battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.

"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."

by Dredge2 November 26, 2007

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

Roast Battle

A word war between two people using savage insults/jokes, until either they get bored or one actually gets their feelings hurt.

To win a Roast Battle, the other person must either admit defeat or that the roast finally cut too deep.

Did you see Taylor and Jackson roast battle during the boys night? Taylor totally couldn't take the heat of homie's roast and started crying!

by Woolfz June 9, 2022