balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord April 22, 2018

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

Balloon Knot

An asshole

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

by Liptondipper June 12, 2018

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

balloon boy

THIS SHATHEAD IS SO ANNOYING OMG. hello, hi SHUT UP OK NO ONE LOVES YOU YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING AND STUPID I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING IN PAIN WHILE BEING KILLED. GO LIVE A PAINFUL LIFE

balloon boy is my favorite character
balloon boy is annoying

by crystalberry January 28, 2022